The office assistant at my job fucked up my swim lesson attendance sheets so i thought tuesday was my last day but today is
So here i am sitting at work on my phone
Without my swimsuit or shirt
With a bottle of tequila in my bag
Clocked in
Not doing anything at all

And watch me stay for the whole hour so i can get paid for doing nothing.

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Life motto

Life motto

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xbean:

dippedinbrownsugar:

sea-sugarbaby:

just-callmequeenb:

purpleteardropppss:

mr-egbutt:

urulokid:

lokeanconcubine:

reacquaintedlove:

wifigirl2080:

gr0ovykellz:

matildarossette:

look like thor

omg his instagram should be snatched

One yt boy worthy of my attention.

who the fuck is this!?!

…can I keep you…?

YO HEY LISTEN

^^^^ this comment

^^^^^ HAHAHA

sea-sugarbaby kittykat-sugar

I have now realized that I basically have a crush on an animated and personified lion. Basically.

oh good gawd just….fuck!!!!

Yaaaaaaassssssss

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thinkthankthot:

bitchisyouserious:

inmyivystance:

thepoetspace:

Keep yo heart, three stacks.

Keep yo’ heart.

Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart

Play your part

MY BITCH A CHOOSY LOVA NEVA FUCK WITHOUT A RUBBAAA

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wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

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theboywhofangirled:

Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

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alimarko:

lauriehalseanderson:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

"Nip that crap in the bud, gentlemen. You can do it."

Please reblog 50 million times, then print out and hand it to every guy you know.

CALL OUT YOUR FUCKING BROS

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prisbunny:

YOOOOO

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